Chk Chk BOOM – Wenins’ Reports From the Cross.

Here comes the story of the hurricane,

The man the authorities came to blame

For somethin that he never done.

Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been

the champion of the world.

Well well well, it was only last weekend when this blogger factored the Broncos into his short list of lows for the week. Who would have thought that things could possibli.. I mean possibly get any worse. Not only did the broncos score their largest ever defeat on the weekend but one of their stars is now caught in an Andrew Johns like scenario. Who is this pill popper? A few names have been bandied around, but I will leave the name dropping to the rumour monger's. For now, I’ll just listen to Bob some more.

Weekend Wrap.

Well boys and girls (clutching at straws) what a weekend of upsets. Who would have thought this time last week that the Roosters, Raiders, Tigers and the Cowboys would have had the victories which they did? When it rains it pours! Upsets this year have come in their two’s, three’s and most commonly fours. Shit for tipping and a punt but it’s good to see the ego’s bruised.

Anyway who were us DTers happy with on the weekend and who do we want discarded to reserve grade?

Friday Night

St George 26 Melbourne 12

Highs
Jamie Soward continued his ball breaking season with a solid 86 points.
Big Del continued to show that being over thirty is the new black (see pic) with a solid 83 point game.
Dallas Johnson finally came back into some form with 80, which is amazing considering ¾ of his points are scored through tackles.

Lows
Weymen – 33 – Come on dude! The week I trade you in is the week you fail! Big week coming big boy.

Titans 18 – Cowboys 34
Highs
Matty Bowen stole the show against the Titans with a two try show stopping performance for 84 points.
Steve Rapira chimed in with 81.
Mark Minichello performed well for the Titans with 73.

Lows

Brett Delaney and David Mead 22, 23...Come on boys you are better than that!

Saturday games

Raiders 56 – Broncos 0

Highs
Campese, bloody Campese, about time he stepped up…massive 110 points. I'm just pissed that he is in the Yung Legends lineup.
Jarrad Croker, Phil Graham and Joel Monaghan all had large games with points over 100.

Lows
The Broncos - needless to say

Newcastle 18 – Roosters 30
Highs
My best upgrade of the year Skipper Fitzgibbon had another great weekend with 112. What a DT gun!
Steroid Macdougall pumped out a solid 105
Zeb Taia and Gidley both scored well with scores of 80 and 72 respectfully.

Lows

The Roosters won.

Penrith 32 – Warriors 32
Highs
Joel Moon pulled something out his complete backside with a whopping 113.
Gavin Cooper, Sam Rapira and Trent Waterhouse scored 88, 86 and 83 a piece.

Lows
Junior Tia Kilifi, are you in or are you out?

Sunday Games

Cronulla 0 – Eels 30

Highs
Jarryd Hayne you little ripper! 111.. If you don’t have this guy in your backline by now I don’t know what you have been doing all year! GUN!
Same can be said about Nathan Hindmarsh, just doesn’t stop running all game..81 points.
Joel Reddy also chipped in with a very respectful 86.

Gallen, Snowden and Douglas all had big games for the Sharks with 83, 77 and 74.

Lows
Tupou – I mean WTF? Either he is in or he is out Ricky!!!!
Mortimer -23 - you are meant to love DT son!

Souths 18 – Bulldogs 26
Highs
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa aaaaalogo….destroyed the game with a handy score of 90
Ben Hannant, welcome back big spender – 78 points.

Lows
Stagg….sob sob sob…..but seriously, 3 sets of 6 for 28 points….what a freak!

Monday Night Footbaaaaaaaaalll

Tigers 19 – Manly 20
Highs

One word – WATMOUGH! – Seriously? Wtf? Who scores 150? Animal (again see pic) -->

That is all.

Lows
Shannon Gallant – 24!!!! I chose you over Locke you bastard!

Well that's all from this week.

I will look forward to your comments.

Remember, sleeping is giving in!

Be Awesome, Wenin xo